20 Witty Replies to Rude People
What are your favorite witty replies to rude people? Instead of letting someone get to you, have a witty comeback ready for their insults. Humor will help ease the tension and show them you are in control. Here are 20 best witty replies from Reddit users and around the web.
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"Are you having a bad day?" /Ruig
Source: shopify.comTends to confuse the hell out of people and calls them on their crap.
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"ok"
Source: barclaylittlewood.comJust a simple "ok." will piss them off and save you from having to waste time talking to rude people. There is nothing more frustrating than being walled with absolute indifference.
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"Sorry, I don't speak English" /joe_archer
Source: www.mthai.comYou need to say it in a dismissive way.
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"That’s the most pretentious thing I’ve ever heard. " (Then laugh.)
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"Sorry, I wasn't listening. Can you say it again?" /Trinibeanbird
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"I believe you" /jethroboom
Source: behindthenumbers.caWould leave them speechless.
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"I don't care what everyone else says. I don't think you're that bad." /MyFriendsCallMeSir
Source: neatorama.comPassive aggressive, spiteful and does not even implicate you.
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"I was just wondering if you were as nice as you are pretty" /whatsupwith47
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"You don’t really expect me to answer that, do you?"
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"Excuse me, but did you actually just say…"
Source: paneerandpulao.wordpress.comThen summarize what they said, pouring every ounce of incredulity you can muster into the retelling in the hopes the other person will realize how inappropriate their comment was.
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"I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are." /thinkoutsidethemind
Source: thenakedjesus.comReally gets them thinking....
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"I would explain it to you, but I don't have the time or the crayons." /second_to_fun
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"I see what you're saying, but if I agreed with you then we'd both be wrong." /dannyr
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"No, thank you" /trekbette
Source: allthingsd.comIt sure would confuse whoever is bugging you..
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"Whatever you say."
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"I’m sorry but I didn’t order a glass of your opinion. "
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"Well, I think we’ve reached the end of this conversation."
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"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it’s a brighter day. "
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"You’re kidding, right? Hold on. You are kidding, right?"
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"I understand you feel that way. Thank you for letting me know."
Source: artofmanliness.comDon't break eye contact, because then it is all over.
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